yes! tell me i'm fat!

2005-06-26

it's either me, or i need to get new friends. i've been insulted a million times yesterday, and almost everytime by a new person.

Insult #1
During the barbecue yesterday at church.
Edric: Don't eat so much.
Jeann: WHAT!??
Edric: Oops. I mean, don't eat so fast.
Jeann (still sad): Why don't eat so much? Am i very fat? :(
Edric: Nope, just chubby.

Insult #2
Sebbie: Yeah, i can only remember Amanda and Sharon's outfits. Can't really remember yours.

Insult #3
Clarence: Wow Jeannette! You're eating so much potato salad!?
Jeann: It's not only for me! I'm sharing with Amanda and Sharon!
*1 hour later*
Clarence: Jeannette! You're eating so many chicken wings?
[I only ate 2 and a half for dinner]
Jeann: I only ate 2 and a half chicken wings!

Insult #4
Jeann: Am i REALLY chubby? I don't wanna be chubby..
[Edric raises hand with thumb and index finger about a cm apart to indicate 'A bit'.]

Insult #5
[Joshua sees my retro gold heart-shaped purse.]
Joshua: Haha! That one my mother also have.

I think girls are so much more sensitive. And they are constructive. Maybe i will go become a nun. But then i couldn't stand not shopping. Can nuns shop?

Why? Why small and short?